I got on here a few weeks ago whining about how I couldn't write. Apparently all you need to do is publicly gripe about writer's block for it to crumble. I was looking at the Workman Family (Jenny's) blog and realized that my last post was 4 weeks ago. Whether the break was considered a relief or a disappointment is up to you. Regardless, however, I'm back suckers!
My name is Damian Gray and I've died 412 times. Needless to say, my relationship with the “other” realm is... intimate. I have never been killed, but would hate to mar my “talent” by calling it something as dark as “suicide.” It's more like taking little coffee breaks from life. Additionally, the 19 minutes I get outside of my body each time affords me... well, let's just say, opportunities.
Dying temporarily is a numbers game. You get 19 minutes and can travel up to 1094 yards away from your body. I am not sure why the math works out this way, but I've practiced enough to know the numbers and obey the rules. Maybe later I will tell you a little more about some of the “lessons” I learned the hard way. But, for now, we'll just stick to the basics.
I've heard people talk about the “soul” weighing 21 grams. I think they even made a movie about it one time, but I never saw it. I stopped my heart in a veterinary office one time out of curiosity. Well, I actually had to stop it three or four times to keep my stupid body from falling all the way off the dog scale. According to the digital read-out, I weigh 28 grams as a “soul.” Maybe their scale was busted or I'm just a little bulky out-of-body. I don't really care, I wasn't there to weigh myself—I was there to burn the joint to the ground. We can talk more about that in a while.
I don't know, “soul” feels like the wrong term to me; too religious. I've never spent any of my 19 minutes in a church, I can tell you that much. “Spirit” is even worse. “Ghost” is wrong because it seems like a cheap Hollywood term. “Poltergeist” is right most of the time but not as a general term. I don't think that I'm an angry guy by nature. “Incubus” sounds cool and I absolutely love the band, but I'm not down with the whole 'rapist demon' bit. I'm not an evil apparition by any means, but I'm no FREAKING “Casper” either. I'm an otherworld identity crisis I suppose.
For the sake of putting a name to a face, (or lack of a face,) we can call my separate form “Eidolon.” One night I was perusing an antique bookstore and looked up “ghost” in an ancient Thesaurus. Eidolon was on the list and caught my eye so I wrote it on my hand. Plus I think it sounds bad-A.
Speaking of poltergeist, people have that all wrong. You don't have to be pissed to PG. I mean, it helps, and some of my most spectacular destructions have taken place during an all-out ape-POOP rage. Then again, I have also PG-ed completely on accident; like snorting while laughing.
I suppose I should probably tell you a little more about how I obtained this “talent” for stepping out of my body. You could probably do it too, but I wouldn't recommend trying unless you've developed complete control. I don't want to fancy it up by pretending it’s something it’s not; I guess that's all it really comes down to—control.
Another book? Dang you're on top of it. You may have already blogged about this & this maybe a dumb question but how does someone, you know just a normal person go about getting s book published? It sounds like it could be pricey & hard. I was just wondering is all.
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