Thursday, March 25, 2010

The "Mini" Mid-Life


"So what if you're having a mini-midlife? It could be worse..."

Says Josh Skoglund, one of my best friends and probably the most level-headed, down-to-earth, and intelligent guys I know. We were jogging around the pond at Hill Air Force base after working out and discussing our upcoming survival weekend.

I had been talking Josh's ear off about my reasons for wanting to take the trip. It was a lot of whining about my office job and realizing that my 10-year high school reunion was coming up and how the decade had taken me from a lean, tan, Jeep-driving adrenaline junkie to a pudgy and pale office drone who commutes in a Civic.

The remedy? Three days and two nights of building shelters, hunting, snaring, fishing, friction-fire-starting and all around manliness. The destination - Porcupine Reservoir (pictured above), just outside of Avon, Utah.

We leave tomorrow at noon to give us time to cut firewood and build shelters. It's only supposed to be about 20 degrees at night, so we will set up tents with sleeping bags in case our pine bough beds and shelters get the better of us in the cold.

(Insert Tim Allen Home Improvement grunt here.)

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Why This Chunky Brit Is Better Than Bear


Don't get me wrong, I still think Bear Grylls (seen below drinking fresh turtle blood) is a badass. In my opinion the main problem with his show lies with the Discovery channel. It seems like they have turned him into more of a sideshow attraction than a survival guide.

I recently found Ray Mears on YouTube. His show is basically the BBC version of Man Vs. Wild, but with great information in place of all of the theatrics. Ray's show is packed with instructional survival information. Granted, it is not as excited as watching Bear do backflips off of everything and bite the heads off of snakes, but it teaches you quite a bit more about staying alive in the wild.