The Smelly Feet Protein Smorgasbord

Trying a new approach to nutrition. If your food is extremely unappetizing, you may spread out your meals throughout the day. This is the recipe I invented this morning and still have not been able to finish:

- splash of sesame oil

- 5 eggs

- 2 cups of liquid egg whites

- 1 container of tofu

- splash of soy sauce

- splash of worchestershire sauce (can't spell it or say it)

- 1 giant handful of spinach

- 1/4 cup of blue cheese

Hold your breath as you scramble everything together. Cram it into a tupperware container and quickly snap on the lid.

Even if your food is chock-full of protein, vitamins, and good fat, it makes it easy to eat sparingly when your meal is brown with green spots and a potent odor of feet.